i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
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Can I just meet at least one person who loves Green Day as much as I do ugh I need you whoever you areeee
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dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
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tobias on his way to steal your girl
(via p1kachu)
mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it
that’s how we show our anger in england, you see
actually, we did that first
(Source: milkouji, via whorechestras)
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
(via greatwhiteprivilege)
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
(Source: usedtobepopunk, via vanillish)
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
(via fake-mermaid)
When the kid who can’t read volunteers
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