June 2013
93 posts
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
selfies
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
remember in 2007 when pictures like this were acceptable
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.i just threw up
How to get laid
- Lay on bed
- Wait 2 hours
- Lay becomes past tense
“omg I had to reblog this”
“I tried so hard not to reblog this”
“omg I NEED this on my blog”
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
i can’t wait til like 60 years from now when all these white girl grannies have “forever young” still tattooed on their wrists
do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything
Starting to wonder if people can really never hang out or they just don’t want to hang out with me…
Hmm.
perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
